This is the part where I describe myself with short sentences, witty one-liners and a few adjectives about my personality. Laker fan. Nacho Lover. Law and Order: SVU watcher. I was born in southern California and raised in Ohio. I’m a foodie at heart; some people eat to live, I live to eat. Every year I compete in a Spartan Race and check out a new campground here in Texas (6 and counting). Waffles over pancakes. Beach vacation over snow vacation. Outgoing, eclectic, the kind of guy who would show up to a company holiday party in a llama onesie.